Howdy Doody Neighouroony

Well it’s about that time that I put another post up isn’t it!
I have had a steady readership over the past month or despite not putting up any new content…madness! But I thank thee.

The newest news I can give is that I am thinking of Vlogging as well as blogging to try and increase…reader(viewer?)ship…but putting my face all over youtube isn’t something that I particularly want to do in great quantity especially as my girlfriend seems to have a knack of finding everything I upload (apart from this … so far).
Creepy!

In WoW based news I logged on, picked a herb, dinged 88. I felt awesome!
I was told that the experience required between 85-90 has been nerfed and it wasn’t just a particularly awesome experience yielding herb. This has made me want to play more for sure….that grind was all killer for the reasons of filler.

I must away now, I am going to eat pringles and watch trash television and wonder why I’m not a professional footballer.

Drama Llama Makes Farmer Calmer

(This post may contain sarcasm which some readers may not find)

I once again have a new guild!

This time everything seems to be ok though, but it’s all bit too stepford wives at the moment. They use first name terms and whenever anyone logs on they are instantly greeted by “Hello Terri, are you having a nice day?”, or something similar.
It’s nice, don’t get me wrong, but it’s definitely the sort of thing you see being released in cinemas as the next best thing in action thrillers.

I am still only level 86 (and a half) but have been amused by more guild drama.

The basic rule is that you cannot offend anyone, but there was this one guy, a true hero, who decided that he would confess all about bullying his school teacher. As a result 4 people decided to gquit rather than confront him….the best display of avoidance behaviour I have ever seen!

On another note, I have someone in the guild who fancies me…seemingly. A nice man from Ohio has took a liking to my englishness and I can only guess what’s going to happen next time I log on!

Off to play some WoW for the first time in a while!

Crash and burn

A slightly random post today as not much WoW playing has gone on, and, as much as I don’t want to make this a lifecast, I feel the need to post something as I found it rather funny.

Firstly WoW, and the proof that cool guys don’t look at explosions…

I have achieved level 86 and have met up with the White Pawn, who is in desperate need of a short, sharp slap across the head and can only really be likened to “That Annoying Kid” that most people had to go to school with.

If I rock up soaked in the blood of his enemies and he says “Nah I’m alright thanks” one more time he can quite happily run off and die for all I’m concerned.

REAL LIFE…
So I was under the general opinion that I’m not hideously unattractive, (see my gravatar) so I decided I was going to see what the Beautifulpeople website would think of me as a laugh amongst my friends…

I was therefore…let’s say amused, for the sake of being polite…when it turns out that me and the elephant man share more than our ability to write….

It looks like ONLY ONE PERSON thought I wasn’t the worst thing they’ve ever seen in their life! To be fair I should be flattered that one person likes that photo, although given the standard of the rest of the responses I’ve received I wouldn’t be surprised if someone simply found it funny to let Susan Boyle’s slightly less attractive cousin (no not really) onto their site!

Therefore I would like you to indulge me. On a scale of Elephant man to Brad Pitt where is my place? (Cookies for imaginative / good answers!)

No one rides the lady.

Far from being some half-basked sexual innuendo my title refers to a line in the Uldum quest chain which I missed getting a screen shot of…gutted!

I have spent most of today working my way through Uldum..

and then onto Twilight Highlands (above pic) in a desperate attempt to get into the MoP content and all I can say is…

YUSHHHHH!!!

It’s definitely been a long road to walk especially at anti-social hours due to playing on an American server however with my wanderings into new content I may now meet people who aren’t scallywags of the highest order or Admiral’s of the good ship f*** up.  That isn’t to say I haven’t met nice people along the way, it’s just that there haven’t been many!

I have also joined a new guild who promised to be social…I really shouldn’t trust promises made on the internet, I’m not going through that again… and their one member is rather chatty, which definitely meets the old one with 250 faceless ones (Check my WoW reference, boom!)

I have just seen the first cinematic and may have made a mess of my undergarments, I am off to go and change into my evening suit before a cup of tea and a scone will fuel my leveling through MoP

Tally’ho!!

P.s I am now claiming the title of Admiral of the good ship f*** up

Offering my services…ding dong!

My Chinese like power levelling continues as I am now level 82…I would have stopped to post when I reached 80 but I got a bit too excited!
I was almost as excited as this….

The other changes that have happened in the long time since level 70 are as follows…

Contrary to popular belief I have not become metrosexual (even though I do hit things in dresses, but not in the same way Chris Brown does) but I have now got a pink mohawk because why not!?  Also the beard….just look at the beard!! Nothing quite says intelligent but yet somehow approachable as a dastardly pink beard!

My new minion is also rather beastly, however this does mean there has been an end to Pippit, my previous imp, which was a great shame as it was rather hell’a cute. However, damage speaks louder than words so there is no time for sentiment!!

I am currently residing in Deepholm ready to start questing.

The other big news is that I am most likely going to be on a podcast rather soon allowing you all to listen to me make stupid animal noises and random innuendo’s, because, after all, I am British.

If you also would like a token British person to be on your produce hit me up, I’m available for bookings! I shall break out my special monocle and un-matching tuxedo!

Sunday…bloody Sunday

Level 70 has now been achieved! (10 points to Hufflepuff!)

Leveling progress is going pretty slowly, mainly because I’m thinking how awesome it would be to have all my EU characters and only have to do 5 levels that I haven’t done before, however it just makes it all the more challenging…

In other news I am now on the lookout for a new guild! !

The one I’m in have tried their hardest to be anti-social towards me. The effect I have on guild chat is very interesting, I turned on the laptop yesterday to witness a full blown conversation about South Park and WoW. “Cor Blimey!” said I, I’ll have some of this.

I think I chirped in by saying something along the lines of “I love that episode, although I never seem to catch the end of it!”…however it appears that I must have said “I love rubbing butter on my nipples and frolicking naked in the local playground” because the 10 man convo to instantly stopped.

A sudden halt like that hasn’t been created since the time when I was 12 and I ran straight into a butchers window….and no that isn’t a euphemism.

In other awesome news I now have a twitter account! If some of the people on there can get 6k+ followers I’m at least hoping for 15 by next weekend!

Also there is going to be some form of twitch stream thing going on which I’m sure you’re oh so excited for!

@ReiytWoW

The Cute, The Bad and The PUGly

I woke up this morning full of happiness and headed downstairs to get some good solid WoW in to try and fulfil my pledge to get past BC content by mid-week.
As some of you will realise this cunning plan was foiled by extended maintenance which led to most of the day being spent furiously strumming away, on my guitar.

I did however eventually get on, and guess what, I only gone done did it! I have achieved level 68 and the promise of good questing…well…better questing…

The highlight would have to be the cutest thing IN THE WORLD happening, and despite being male I did squeal at this…I mean roar…or something.

The drastic leveling was due to one man and one man alone. He was my hero, he took away the pain, he will stand by me….this just got rather weird didn’t it..?!
But yes I was taken roughly from behind and pushed through some instances by a solitary Canadian druid who I managed to TS with! (The offer of cookies no longer exists, I’m sorry!)

Checkage the wreckage…

I am now off to bed to dream of level 85 and the content I haven’t experienced yet!

A like, a follow, or a comment would make my Wednesday morning a lot better so fire away!